WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FUCKERY?!

[So. You might be near a jewelry store.

The jewelry store might have been broken into - the glass storefront smashed clean through, boxes and display cabinets upended everywhere, all the shrill shriek of the store's alarms.

The jewelheaded girl steps out in absolute confusion.]

This... wasn't where I was earlier...

[hi I am unconscious(?) on your bed]